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TruTV’s “Hardcore Pawn” is a Hardcore Piece of Shit
Just when you thought there could never be a television family you could hate more than Operation Fatslob or White Castle Swamp Recovery, TruTV manages to pull one more dung... -
Geico Commercial With the Pig Even Dumber Than the General Mills “Whole Grain” Cereal Commercials
First the Gecko, then the stupid ass caveman with an identity crisis, and now the Geico commercial with the pig. My god, they have reduced themselves to strapping a... -
The “My Pillow” Infomercial: Talk About Stupid..My Lord!
I love to watch infomercials late at night before bed because they are entertainment to me. The fact is that most people in this world are as dumb as... -
TruTV’s New Show “Bear Swamp Recovery” Gives “Lizard Lick Towing” Stiff Competition for the “Century’s Biggest Waste of 30 Minutes Ever” award
Starting August 22, 2011, Tru Tv airs their new show Bear Swamp Recovery, which is about as shit as TV can get. I am beginning to believe that the owners... -
Warren Jeff’s Launches New Gay Porn Career From Federal Prison!
New Starring Role From Pimp Sugar Daddy’s Cell Block: Warren Jeff’s is “Cupcake” I was amazed to see that convicted child-rapist Warren Jeffs has started his own gay porn career,... -
This Week’s Top Three “Porn Movie Titles o’ Da Week” – A New York Humor Exclusive
It never ceases to amaze me how incredibly distasteful the names of porno movies have become since their beginnings. Many of them border on hilarious, but what can we expect... -
The Word “Hero” Has Been De-Indexed From the American Psyche, on MY Authority
Don’t get me wrong, I love heroes. If you take a bullet for me, you are definitely my hero. If you put your own life at great risk just to... -
May I Introduce The Lowest Form of Life on Earth – The White American 30-45 Year Old Man
Yes, sadly I am a member of this group of lost souls (pic is not of me), the young/middle-aged white man living in America. If you watch TV (shows and... -
“Streets of Blood” Movie Review – Starring 50 Cent & Val Kilmer
I’ve seen porn movies with better acting, (at least that’s what I’ve heard, I swear). 50 Cent and Val Kilmer, with staggering realism, play two cops in New Orleans after... -
UPDATED 9PM EST 5/9/11: The Craigslist Avenger – My New Role Protecting Freelance Writers Who Cannot Protect Themselves
Okay, we all know I bitch and moan sometimes about cheap skate con artist scum who post their slavery ads on Craigslist across the world, trying to get something for... -
Niaspan Commercials – God’s Gift To Us – Latest One Is In
Holy Mary, Mother of God, why art thou foresaken me?? The latest Niaspan Commercial came out recently, it is of a black man in his 60′s being prescribed (she isn’t... -
Best of 419 Scam (Nigerian Scam) Spam Emails Volume 4
Welcome folks to another edition of NIgerian 419 Spam Hall of Fame. This was pulled directly from my latest batch of shit I get in my inbox, everything from Nigerian... -
I Just LOVE Some of the Career-Boosting Writing Job Ads I See
I am gonna go out on a limb here, and take a totally wild guess that not everyone can write, correct? Also, writing good is even harder, right? Not sure... -
Best of 419 Scam (Nigerian Scam) Spam Emails Volume 3
It seems our Nigerian brethren are at it again, throwing enough shit against the wall (America) and seeing if anything will stick. As I said before, there is no shortage... -
Product of the Month: The Shakeweight
Now introducing NYH’s Product of the Month: The Shakeweight Ladies, do you want sexy arms? Do your biceps get tired after hours of playing the skin flute or... -
Makers of “Bark Off” Release New Version Safe for Kids
The makers of Bark Off, a nice little unit that electrocutes your dog when you want him to stop the constant barking, have had their R & D department working... -
Movie Review: “Battle: Los Angeles”
Let me make one thing perfectly convoluted and as confusing as possible, there are 2 different movies with a closely similar name. One was made about 5 years ago and... -
Niaspan Commercials Make Me Want to Drop a Bowling Ball On My Head
I’ve seen the promised land. I have a dream. A dream where sisters and brothers, white or black, absolutely refuse to be in a Niaspan commercial, to never lower their...
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